VOTER  ALERT!  BYRD "WHITE NIGGER" REMARK

Robert Byrd, Democrat Senator from West Virginia, doesn't have enough sense to refrain from using the word "nigger" on national TV.  This is a disgrace to the party and Mr. Byrd should hear from us.  Visit the Congress page to get his contact information.

Cheney Undergoes Angioplasty

Dubya better start developing a working relationship with Dennis Hastert, because there is a strong possibility that Cheney won't complete his term.  Naturally, Cheney's MD is saying the exact opposite.  Rather Orwellian, eh?

According to Dubya and NRA, School Shooting in San Diego Would Never Have Happened if Everybody Was Packing Heat

The prevailing and ridiculous argument put forth by these goofballs is that we need to carry guns for self-defense in situations just like this.  When are we going to see politicians with the guts to stand up and end this gun lunacy?

Dubya and Tony Blair Reveal Commonalities

Dubya announced at a joint news conference that they both use Colgate toothpaste while Blair looked on in abject horror.  Later, Blair said he couldn't think of a scenario where he would be telephoning Dubya for help on the problems in Ireland.  Is anybody surprised?

Dubya Unveils New Edjamacation Plan

As reported by the Washington Post, "told more than 100 students, teachers, and parents in a school gymnasium" in Tennessee, "You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."